my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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