He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
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While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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