Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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