i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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