He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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