This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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