True but thats because hes a fetus.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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