dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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