That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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