Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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