Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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