I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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