Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
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Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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