he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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