dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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