Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
You peed on a flamingo?!?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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