so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
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just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
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Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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