why didn't you poke me back
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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