doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
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I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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