Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
me + whiskey = a bad person
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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