I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
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now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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