Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
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You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize