I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i came on her dog
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
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