So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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