there's paper in my vomit.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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