Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
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valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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