what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
