I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
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I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
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Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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