WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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