he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I see more hoeing in ur future
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