Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i will never coherently bang her
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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