Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
i came on her dog
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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