She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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