birth control should be required to get into college
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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