Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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