weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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