you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
