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I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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