just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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