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(407): View more from Florida

Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.

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(208): View more from Idaho

I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait

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(908): View more from New Jersey

They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina

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(404): View more from Georgia

He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.

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(360): View more from Washington

Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school

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(770): View more from Georgia

Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.

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(631): View more from New York

he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him

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(319): View more from Iowa

I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.

(352): View more from Florida

Is it a puppy?

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(330): View more from Ohio

be the chaos you wish to see in the world...

(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text

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