okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I did not marry a roomba.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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