Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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