how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
