Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
