So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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