apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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