Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
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If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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