Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I think a kid would responsible me up
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