Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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