Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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