1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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