That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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