I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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