shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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I need you to use more vowels.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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