I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
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SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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