yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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