ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
My room smells like vodka and shame
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
They have beer where we have blood.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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