after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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