I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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