I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
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As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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