id be glad to
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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