She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
i need some magic done to my vagina
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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