if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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